Murphy's Love Laws

• All the good ones are taken.
• If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
• There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
• The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
• The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
• Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
• There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
• One good turn gets most of the blankets.
• If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces. There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.
• Love and high-school must NEVER go together.
• You get the best sex from the worst one for you.
• Love makes believers of us all. *my favorite*
  
• A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor